The number one complaint readers bring to my attention is “why are you always so angry? Why can’t you write about something positive?”
The answer is because most of humanity (I’m using that word loosely here) sucks.
The second most common complaint is “why do you hate on Valentine’s day so much? Is it because you’re single?”
To me, romance is knowing your SO hates flowers, stuffed animals, and jewelry, and would much rather prefer you wash dishes, fold a load of laundry, or scoop the litter box a few days throughout the year, even when it’s not “your turn”.
Or memorizing my Chipotle order, packing me a bowl, starting the coffee pot, just little things that indicate you’ve been paying attention.
But since y’all want me to write about something “positive”, here are ten things I love, in order from least to most:
10 ) That new pussy-friendly bubble bath
9 ) Duct tape
8 ) Fiscal responsibility in general. There’s nothing sexier than using coupons on a first date. Even if you don’t have your shit together now, it shows you’re planning for the future.
7) Tater tots, wine, hot sauce, and Big Mama’s pickles tied for #7
6) Cheerwine, diet Dr Pepper, and diet coke, tied for #6
4 ) Coffee!!! And bullet journal.
Cannabis *ahem* “alternative shrubbery”.
1 ) Family, whether by blood, or by choice, whether two legged or four, feathered or furry, I couldn’t be more blessed with my tribe 🙂