I’ve made my disdain for this goddess forsaken holiday abundantly clear here, here, and here, so since my mom is always saying be PROactive, not REactive, instead of bemoaning how much today sucks, here’s a collection of Valentines for those you tolerate.
And for the ones you more than tolerate:
And for the REAL cause of celebration:
Those folks at Hallmark must be kicking their own asses for not hiring me when they had the chance! Too late now, bitches!